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索引:【大魔鬼】/【巴特祖贵族

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隆尼尔·麦食唐奈Ronnell Maughdonnell,地狱快餐总裁
Ronnell Maughdonnell
基本信息
【头   衔】地狱伯爵Count of the Hells,大魔鬼Archdevil
【阵   营】LE
【神   力】N
与诸神的关系
【神   系】巴特祖贵族The Batezu Nobility
神国与教会
【神   国】巴托地狱Baator
【简   介】这位挥舞着巨型+2红色香肠的,便是我们尊敬的 隆尼尔·麦食唐奈Ronnell Maughdonnell 地狱伯爵,地狱唯一连锁快餐“麦食唐奈Maughdonnell's”的拥有者与主导者,

本快餐品牌以硫磺色拱门为标记,门店遍及地狱九层,带菌奶昔、强泻炸块、腥臭牛汉堡、鲨华鱼人鱼肉三明治等招牌美食物美价廉,驰名巴托,“好吃到让你‘舔腿’!”。
著名贤者威斯特明斯特强力推荐,《地狱消费For Infernal Consumption》权威收录,有“朱庇莱克斯的家外之家”美称的麦食唐奈是九狱所有饥饿的人类冒险者最棒的选择!
现在光临,所有7呎(2.13米)以下的小顾客还将得到非侍魔侍者专人招待,享受美妙儿童餐的同时,还可领取精美小礼物一份!

尝尝欢笑常常麦食唐奈!



1e<Dragon 16.p015>在地狱下馆子Dining Out in the Hells

翻译:蓝冰夜光

在地狱下馆子Dining Out in the Hells

   下层界的快餐指南A fast-food guide to the Lower Planes
   ——by Jonathan Edelstein

  “我要绝望了,厄瑞克Alryk。我们现在已经在地狱里晃荡几个星期了,都还没有撞上一个污秽的魔鬼。你那发黑的剑一定饥渴难耐了吧!I despair, Alryk. We have been wandering the Hells for weeks now and have yet to encounter one of those foul devils. How your black sword must thirst!”
  “对啊,穆恩巴姆,他们总是在他们听到我们那像是报丧女妖的尖叫时展开翅膀——但是我很担心还有更糟糕的在等着我们。Aye, Moonbum, they always take to their wings when they hear us screaming like banshees — but we’ve worse to come, I fear.”
  “这是多么伟大的挑战啊,对吧厄瑞克?What be this great challenge, Alryk?”
  “之前硬邦邦的口粮都要消耗完了。我们将不得不回到 冥河the Styx 对岸去准备更多的口粮!Ye olde iron rations are running out. We’ll have to go back across the Styx for more!”

  厄瑞克的担心是合理而普遍的。在一场成功地对抗邪恶的魔鬼的战役中间,许多的冒险者都曾经面对过食物补给下降的问题。如果角色通过正常手段返回了 主物质位面Prime Material Plane,魔鬼们之后将会等待他返回 九层地狱the Nine Hells。跨空间的 传送术teleporting 是很危险的,而 许愿术wish 及类似的则很罕见。牧师可以施展的 创造饮食create food & water 只有那么多次。因此,最好的解决方法看起来就是他们自己在九层地狱寻找食物。
Alryk's concern is legitimate and widespread. Many an adventurer, in the midst of a successful campaign against the evil devils, has been faced with the problem of a declining food supply. If the character returns to the Prime Material Plane by normal means, the devils will be waiting for him upon his return to the Nine Hells. Interdimensional teleporting is dangerous, and wishes and such are rare. A cleric can create food & water only so many times. Therefore, the best solution seems to be finding food within the Nine Hells themselves.

  最近,一份地狱美食家杂志《地狱消费For Infernal Consumption》出现在了在主物质位面。其中包含了九层地狱中主流餐馆的目录。

Recently, a copy of the Hells' gourmet magazine, For Infernal Consumption, made its way to the Prime Material Plane. Included in it is a directory of the major eateries of the Nine Hells.
Ronnell Maughdonnell
  地狱中唯一比较便宜的地方是一个叫做 麦食唐奈Maughdonnell's 的连锁餐厅。由一个有着多个名字的叫作 雷诺德Reynaud 或者 隆尼尔Ronnell 的魔鬼经营,这家餐厅的分支机构在地狱国度的任何地方都能被找到。根据贤者 威斯特明斯Westminster 特所述,麦食唐奈无愧于其座右铭“好吃到让你‘舔腿’pseudopod-lickin' good!”。要找到这么一家餐厅并不是一件大问题——仅仅只需要找到与基座链接在一起的两个硫磺色像是两座小山的拱桥。没错,麦食唐奈是下层界最常被光顾的餐厅。

The only reasonably cheap place in the Hells is a chain of restaurants known as Maughdonnell's. Run by a devil known variously as Reynaud or Ronnell, branches of this tavern can be found all over the Infernal Realms. According to the sage Westminster, it lives up to its motto of being "pseudopod-lickin' good!" Finding such an establishment is no great problem — simply look for two sulfur-colored arches linked at the base, like two hills. Indeed, Maughdonnell's is the most commonly patronized restaurant in the Lower Planes.

  在每一个小餐厅前都有一个方便捆绑动物的设施。然而,最好不要把马留在这里,因为这是每个餐厅为它的过分讲究的食客们上菜的地方。在餐厅里,角色们会由一个 非侍魔nonservus(见文章结尾处的描述)招待。任何低于7呎高的角色要坐在儿童桌,在这里他可以获得一份小奖品,比如一件大约值10gp或更高的 地狱石服装costume hellstone。儿童餐经常附赠有一份 赫尔达尔茎块kherezdal stalks 和一份 马克胡克浓浆奶昔pureed mugzhuc shake——更大的存在和成年人必须单独订餐。
There is a convenient animal tieup in front of each eatery. However, it is best not leave horses here, since this is where each restaurant gets food for its most finicky eaters. Within the tavern, characters are greeted by a nonservus (see the description at the end of the article). Anyone under 7' tall is seated at a children's table, where he is able to get a small prize such as a costume hellstone with an order of 10 gp or more. Children's dishes are generally accompanied by a side order of kherezdal stalks and a pureed mugzhuc shake—larger beings and adults must order separately.

  这个快餐连锁店的主要产品是 腥臭牛汉堡stench kow burger 和 鲨华鱼人鱼肉三明治filet o' sahuagin。如果角色没有指定用牛排做汉堡,他将会出现剧烈痉挛两天(对抗毒素的豁免检定成功则一天,无论哪种情况,效果都依照法术 痛苦徽记symbol of pain)。牛排汉堡的花费比“正常”汉堡的8gp基础价格要高出5gp。赫尔达尔茎块Kherezdal stalks 是一种强力泻药,需要另外花4gp购买。作为饮料,便宜的啤酒(每加仑容积的杯子2gp)是3gp的 带菌马克胡克奶昔germ-carrying mugzhuc shakes 唯一的替代品。超出这部分范围的物品只能靠贿赂20gp来购买,且需要等待1-6小时。
The staples of this fast-food chain are stench kow burger and filet o' sahuagin. If a character does not specify that the burger be from a steak, he may develop violent cramps for two days (save vs.poison for one day, with effects in either case as per the spell symbol of pain). Steak burgers cost 5 gp above and beyond the base price of 8 gp for "normal" burgers. Kherezdal stalks, a powerful laxative, are available on the side for 4 gp. As drinks go, cheap beer (2 gp per gallon-sized mug) is the only alternative to the 3-gp, germ-carrying mugzhuc shakes. Items beyond this selection are only available with a bribe of 20 gp, and they necessitate a wait of 1-6 hours.

  这些地方的魔鬼常客并不乐于接受人类的侵入。因为所有的武器必须在入口处检查,战斗都是使用魔法和食物来解决。马克胡克奶昔命中30英尺范围内的目标时将会使其盲目一轮并由于剧烈的干呕(对抗毒素的豁免检定成功则避免)在同一轮造成2hp伤害。然而,任何在攻击者和目标之间被泼溅到的人将受到一半的效果,不论奶昔是否命中。坚硬如岩石的腥臭牛汉堡的攻击如同投索弹丸(90英尺距离),鲨华鱼人鱼肉三明治中的牙齿可以像是正常的飞镖一样被投掷。如果要使用魔法,餐厅的财产必须不被伤害。否则,两个非侍魔会攻击每一个违反规则的角色并把他们丢到当地的垃圾坑里。这些不幸的冒险者之后会在由于臭味而昏迷(无豁免)3-12小时之前由于锋利的骨头受到2-8hp伤害。
Diabolic regulars at these places do not take kindly to human intrusion. Since all weapons must be checked on entry, fights are finished using magic and food. Mugzhuc shakes which hit targets in a 30' range will blind them for one round and cause 2 hp damage in the same round from violent retching (save vs. poison to avoid). However, anyone between the attacker and the target is splattered for half effect, whether or not the shake hits. Rock-hard stench kow burgers hit as sling bullets (90' range), and the teeth in a filet o' sahuagin can be thrown as normal darts. If magic is used, restaurant property must not be harmed. Otherwise, two nonservi attack each offending character and throw them out into the local garbage pit. The unfortunate adventurers then take 2-8 hp damage from sharp bones before passing out for 3-12 hours from the smell (no save).

  尽管一些知识渊博的贤者称麦食唐奈为“朱庇莱克斯的家外之家Juiblex's home away from home”,威斯特明斯特坚持认为麦食唐奈是九层地狱中对饥饿的人类冒险者最棒的选择。的确,对于那些没有钱去高档餐馆比如“13”的人来说,麦食唐奈是唯一的选择。
Though some knowledgeable sages call Maughdonnell's "Juiblex's home away from home," Westminster insists that it is the Nine Hells' best choice for hungry human adventurers. Indeed, for those without the means to go to fancy places like "13" it is the only choice.

隆尼尔·麦食唐奈Ronnell Maughdonnell

  (地狱伯爵Count of the Hells)

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出现频率FREQUENCY:唯一Unique
  出现数量NO. APPEARING:1
  防御等级ARMOR CLASS:-4
  移动速度MOVE:18"
  生命骰HIT DICE:116 生命值hit points
  在巢穴中概率% IN LAIR:10%
  宝藏类型TREASURE TYPE:H
  攻击次数NO. OF ATTACKS:2 次
  伤害/攻击DAMAGE/ATTACK:根据武器类型By weapon type 或 2-9/2-9
  特殊攻击SPECIAL ATTACK:见后See below
  特殊防御SPECIAL DEFENSES:见后See below
  魔法抗力MAGIC RESISTANCE:80%
  智力INTELLIGENCE:杰出Exceptional
  阵营ALIGNMENT:守序邪恶Lawful evil
  体型SIZE:大型L(13 呎高)
  灵能能力PSIONIC ABILITY:208
      攻击/防御模式Attack/Defense Modes:全部All/全部all

  隆尼尔Ronnell,或者说 雷诺德Reynaud,被认为是地狱中对应了 泥怪领主the Slime Lord 的家伙,他是地狱唯一的快餐服务的拥有者和主导者。隆尼尔拼命地想要获得像是一位大魔鬼的副官的更高的地位,他会为此做任何事。他习惯用一根成功命中会造成7-32hp伤害的巨型+2红色香肠去战斗。他可以创造一个直径10英尺的池子,其中有着受其指挥的泥怪充当了 滑溜油oil of slipperiness,而且他会辐射出一股 快餐狂热fast-food mania 灵气,使得对抗法术的豁免检定失败的角色变得极其饥饿(依照 饥饿钟琴chime of hunger 的效果)和极其愚蠢(依照法术 混乱术chaos 的效果,豁免成功则无效)。
Ronnell, or Reynaud, known as the Hells' answer to the Slime Lord, is the owner and director of the Hells' only fast-food service. He desperately wants a higher status as lieutenant to an arch-devil, and he will do almost anything to become one. He customarily fights with a large +2 red sausage which does 7-32 hp damage on a successful hit. He can create a 10'-diameter pool of slime on command that acts as oil of slipperiness, and he radiates an aura of fast-food mania that causes characters to save vs. spells to become extremely hungry (as per a chime of hunger) and extremely silly (as per a chaos spell, save that all attacks made are totally ineffective).

  每次1道每轮1次,隆尼尔可以运用下列类法术能力:烟火术pyrotechnics火球术fireball驱散魔法dispel magic活化尸体animate dead跳跃术jump加速术haste(自身),闪现术blink人类或怪物定身术hold person or monster巧言术tongues传送术teleport 以及(实现他人的)有限许愿术limited wish。每日1次,他可以使用 不谐徽记symbol of discord。隆尼尔可以用55%的成功几率召唤1-4个 非侍魔nonservi。每2轮,他可再生1hp。他对毒素和酸完全免疫。
Ronnell can apply the following spell-like powers, one at a time and one per round: pyrotechnics, fireball, dispel magic, animate dead, jump, haste (self), blink, hold person or monster, tongues, teleport, and (fulfill another's) limited wish. Once per day, he can use a symbol of discord. Ronnell can summon 1-4 nonservi with a 55% chance of success, and he regenerates 1 hp every two rounds. He is totally immune to poisons and acids.

非侍魔Nonservus

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出现频率FREQUENCY:不常见Uncommon
  出现数量NO. APPEARING:2-8
  防御等级ARMOR CLASS:1
  移动速度MOVE:3"
  生命骰HIT DICE:7+2
  在巢穴中概率% IN LAIR:65%
  宝藏类型TREASURE TYPE:零Nil
  攻击次数NO. OF ATTACKS:1 次
  伤害/攻击DAMAGE/ATTACK:3-12
  特殊攻击SPECIAL ATTACK:见后See below
  特殊防御SPECIAL DEFENSES:见后See below
  魔法抗力MAGIC RESISTANCE:25%
  智力INTELLIGENCE:低Low
  阵营ALIGNMENT:守序邪恶Lawful evil
  体型SIZE:大型L(7.5 呎高)
  灵能能力PSIONIC ABILITY:零Nil

  非侍魔nonservi 的种族是麦斯唐奈快餐连锁店的主要职员。它们仅会被发现正在那里工作或是在每个餐厅附近的地方(比如拴马桩、睡袋等地方)收集食材。在后一种情况下,会出现4-16个这样的魔鬼。在它们的巢穴里,宝藏放在一个现金柜中,含有类型B的钱币。非侍魔能够咬击,但它们同样可以用投掷沸油来攻击,它们免疫任何形式的高温和毒素。
The race of nonservi staffs the great Maughdonnell fast-food chain. They are only found working there or gathering supplies from the lands near each restaurant (such as from hitching posts, sleeping bags, etc.). In the latter case, 4-16 of these devils will be present. In their lair, treasure is in the form of a cash box containing type B monies. Nonservi can bite, but they also attack by throwing boiling oil, and they are immune to all forms of heat and poison.

  每次1道、每轮1次,非侍魔可以使用下列类法术能力:命令术command引火术produce flame烟火术pyrotechnics心灵遥控telekinese(3,000金币重量),并可以每天2次,召唤另一只非侍魔,成功率25%。它们每轮再生1hp。
Nonservi can use the following spell-like powers, one at a time, once per round: command, produce flame, pyrotechnics, telekinese 3,000-gp weight, and summon another nonservus with a 25% chance of success, twice per day. They regenerate 1 hp per round.

  非侍魔看起来像是穿着亮色制服的蜥蜴头类人。这些制服有着标签,写着每一个魔鬼的名字(当然总是错名)。非侍魔有着等同于18/00的力量,并且能够非常熟练地徒手战斗。有谣传说非侍魔不是邪恶厨师的转世精魂就是得罪了 提亚玛特Tiamat 的 阿比塞龙魔abishai。
Nonservi appear to be lizard-headed humanoids wearing bright-colored uniforms. These uniforms have tags on them stating each devils name (which are always wrong). Nonservi have the equivalent of 18/00 strength and are able to fight unarmed with great facility. It is rumored that nonservi are either the reincarnated spirits of evil cooks or are abishai who offended Tiamat.


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